home ask submit ©
Britta, 22. I like many things, mostly television shows. Comedy and Football nerd. I make gifs of things and occasionally attempt to be funny. If you tell me you like Dance Moms or FNL I love you.

Parents!
Are you tired of buying new clothes for your kids, only to have them grow out of them, forced to repeat the cycle over and over?

And kids!
Do you hate your parents’ taste in clothing? Do you wish they’d buy you the threads YOU want to wear?

Luckily for all of you - there’s me. I’m Tom Haverford, Founder and CEO of RENT-A-SWAG: Pawnee’s ONLY teen clothing rental service.

I’ve amassed a huge wardrobe of the dopest shirts, the swankiest jackets, the slickest cardigans, the flashiest fedoras, the hottest ties, the snazziest canes and more! And it’s all yours for the renting.

So before you waste your money on something that won’t fit in a month, or fight with your parents over that sick velvet blazer they won’t buy for you - step into Rent-A-Swag.

My closet is now yours.

  1. princess-meeki reblogged this from pkpow
  2. thanosisabutt reblogged this from pkpow
  3. pkpow reblogged this from fuckyeahparksandrecreation and added:
    FOR REAL why isn’t this real tho
  4. kingnair reblogged this from bobbymoynihans
  5. prettyoungthingg reblogged this from ayeshamalik
  6. eenwap reblogged this from fuckyeahparksandrecreation
  7. misconceptionsofarichgirl reblogged this from fuckyeahparksandrecreation
  8. imsoyoursproudlyso reblogged this from wiigz
  9. dielanrobby reblogged this from donnarobot
  10. m-i-rage reblogged this from bobbymoynihans
  11. official-cannibal reblogged this from leslieknpe
  12. spookyprincesss reblogged this from chocolatemilkmotel
  13. meowfromthemoon reblogged this from fuckyeahparksandrec
  14. officiousseeing-eyebitch reblogged this from bright-young-thing
  15. bright-young-thing reblogged this from arcadefiya
  16. primaniallgirl reblogged this from theravenslut
  17. haitiansensationsaint reblogged this from illmaticraj
  18. 8-bitbully reblogged this from s0leful0ne
  19. s0leful0ne reblogged this from ralphabetsoup
  20. souada reblogged this from themonsooonchild
  21. themonsooonchild reblogged this from thatgauravkid
  22. lorentzbljasmin reblogged this from wtfjernie
  23. kill-la-kill-em-all reblogged this from rocknrollnightclubs
  24. rgrhansen reblogged this from jamespouter
  25. babooshka-ya-ya reblogged this from notagoodplace4gods
  26. pantskatattack reblogged this from jazmono
  27. jazmono reblogged this from olsnaggletooth
  28. notagoodplace4gods reblogged this from olsnaggletooth
  29. olsnaggletooth reblogged this from jamespouter
  30. jamespouter reblogged this from nohgitsune
credit