The funniest person of all time? It might be German Chancellor Angela Merkel. She really gets me.
Chris Evans on his love for Chris Pratt
#Star Spangled Lord
biting into a hard taco shell is like playing food jenga
if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.