twerking-in-my-volvo:

long-weave-dont-believe:

hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.

And if that wifi doesn’t work
Momma will destroy the fucking earth

leslieabsolutelynot:

Oh my god.

Well, you know, I don’t want to look like one of those stick figures you see all the time. Honestly, I hate that. I’m a woman and I’m happy to look like a woman — and have a glass of wine with dinner and enjoy it and not count calories.

ieatcellphones:

Joss Whedon’s Avengers commentary

OMFG ‘I’M GOING TO BLEEP THE BLEEP OUT OF MY BROTHER’

thelocalpaedo:

captaincum:

who does Jesus think he is

Just your average teenage girl

“Madness and Greatness were two sides of the same coin and every time a new Targaryen was born, the gods would toss the coin in the air and the world would hold its breath to see how it would land.”

manjolras:

sometimes i remember that dudley’s nickname was big d and i really don’t want to know why dudley’s friends called him that